oh to be a sinister robed figure with no visible physical form except for clawed hands and glowing red or yellow eyes
hell yeah babey
ill be in the kitchen making evil meals
me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else
Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim
“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”
what the fuck are those
Those are children
The Force is Strong
…6year old? I’m 28.
